The Highly Underrated Sternum

I have decided recently that my sternum is my favorite part of my body. It’s by far the skinniest part of me. It hasn’t sagged. It’s lightly tanned, yet the skin doesn’t have that damaged, creepy, wrinkled look old sun-damaged ladies get. Yet. Necklaces always fit. My sternum never says, “My, our boobs are small,” it just houses them quietly and enjoys their light-hearted comedy.

Yup, me and my sternum. Will eagerly await hit R&B or rap song with accompanying dance and/or catchy phrase praising it.